Now thats a knife!

Have you ever thought to yourself, wow I have this swiss army knife and it has everything. Well apparently the people at Swiss thought, "We need 1 knife to rule them all." I have had many of swiss army knives in my life and they have come in handy quite often. But just imagine if Maguyver was sporting this 2 pound beast. With this tool you can clean the dirt out of your golf cleats, while repairing your bike chair, preparing to gut and clean a fish before you blind someone with the 300ft laser pointer, and then use the handy toothpick to clean your teeth. This gadget has 85 different tools (i can only think of 1 swiss item it is missing (USB)) and is going to be available soon. I'm just curious if the knife sharpener can sharpen the 7 different knifes in it. And in case you were wondering, the knife is 9 inches long! All i know for sure, is this bad boy would have most definetly been banned from the Balloon Fiesta. This is a balloon's absolute worse nightmare.